A Big 'Thank You' to Carl Peterson

It looks like Carl Peterson is dumb enough to trade superstar defensive end Jared Allen, or so says Allen. After missing 2 games last year to a DUI suspension, Allen recorded 15.5 sacks and 3 forced fumbles in 14 games. These numbers may seem heroic to some of you, but they are actually godly; in case you haven't noticed the Chiefs defense sucks.

Reportedly, this move is being made to "stockpile draftpicks" and embrace the Chiefs "rebuilding mode." Truthfully, this move is being made because (a) the Chiefs have no money to sign Allen right now, (b) Allen is an unrestricted free agent next year, and (c) Allen also thinks the Chiefs defense sucks and he'd rather play elsewhere. I'm not sure what a team in "rebuilding mode" is looking for if not a player like Allen. At 26-years-old, Allen is arguably the best player in the NFL at arguably the toughest position to find great players.

In two meetings last year, Allen terrorized our ailing offensive line. I want to extend a special "thanks" to Carl Peterson for being such an incompetent fool. This buds for you, Carl!